kyatto
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Post by kyatto on May 5, 2006 23:40:08 GMT -5
..cried a little. Travis, thoroughly confused at this point, decided... ...play the Sims and make skins of himself and Vic. After setting Sim-Vic on fire he.....
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Dee
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Post by Dee on May 5, 2006 23:56:37 GMT -5
went to the store to buy a bag of gummi worms. When he was there a.....
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fullmetalcan
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Post by fullmetalcan on May 5, 2006 23:59:55 GMT -5
really hot girl in a miniskirt. Naturally, Travis...
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kyatto
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Post by kyatto on May 6, 2006 0:02:07 GMT -5
really hot girl in a miniskirt. Naturally, Travis... ....stole the miniskirt off her and decidded to sell it on Ebay. When he saw a Ranger place a bid he....
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Risika
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Post by Risika on May 6, 2006 0:02:48 GMT -5
assumed she was a loyal member of the MSA. Unfortunately for Travis...
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kyatto
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Post by kyatto on May 6, 2006 0:07:48 GMT -5
assumed she was a loyal member of the MSA. Unfortunately for Travis... was the girl the miniskirt belonged to, and filed a sexual assault claim on him. When he thought all hope was lost and he was going to jail, Vic flew in his window and.....
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Dayanne
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Post by Dayanne on May 6, 2006 0:11:34 GMT -5
...went ninja on all the security guards, freeing Travis. Then...
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fullmetalcan
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Post by fullmetalcan on May 6, 2006 0:12:03 GMT -5
distracted the guard by doing the tango with him to let Travis escape. Then, Vic...
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kyatto
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Post by kyatto on May 6, 2006 0:14:25 GMT -5
distracted the guard by doing the tango with him to let Travis escape. Then, Vic... ....snuck back into Travis's house and hid under his bed. Meanwhile, Travis....
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Post by auburnkt on May 6, 2006 0:58:34 GMT -5
went to consult Oprah on how to deal with the over dramatic Tom Cruise that seems to have become the staple these days. Oprah then told Travis that...
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kyatto
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Post by kyatto on May 6, 2006 11:41:38 GMT -5
...the only way he could be free of Tom Cruise is to hire a friend who can go NINJA and would be willing to guard him at all times. Travis pulled out his cell phone, and Vic answered and he told him....
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Post by auburnkt on May 6, 2006 18:51:12 GMT -5
that he wasn't going to protect the life of a morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex. Offended, Travis asked Caitlin...
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fullmetalcan
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Post by fullmetalcan on May 6, 2006 20:11:06 GMT -5
to have phone smex with him to cheer him up. Then, Caitlin said...
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kyatto
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Post by kyatto on May 6, 2006 21:37:16 GMT -5
to have phone smex with him to cheer him up. Then, Caitlin said... ...."Sorry, but I have to go to Angelina Jolie's party! See ya!" and hung up. Suddenly, just as he hung up, Brad Pitt burst through the dorr and....
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Flare
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Post by Flare on May 7, 2006 16:46:20 GMT -5
(wow we r one seriously messed up army) Began ton kiss Travis wildly. Travis was....
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