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Post by Twitching Havoc on Mar 11, 2007 1:49:59 GMT -5
Twitchy: Chuui...help me make the stone...*grins* Then we can leave them to be alone...you could be rich beyond your wildest dreams...you could have eternal life...or...you could stay here and play match-maker (sighs)
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Post by JinglesTheAlchemyBum on Mar 11, 2007 13:48:20 GMT -5
Jingles: *randomly pops up* That would be a bad idea. You on an eternal sugar high? No thank you. *turns to Chuui* Go play matchmaker, I'll get the popcorn.
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Post by Twitching Havoc on Mar 11, 2007 19:34:27 GMT -5
Twitchy: *grins and starts laughing histerically* Oh man!! Did you really think I was serious about that?! Man if that was anybody but you Chuui I'd be discharged in a heartbeat! *still laughing* You shoulda seen the look on your face! Priceless! Oh man I'm mean...Anywaaaaay...Have fun on your date Chuui! I can take Operation Match-Maker from here! *salutes*
Havoc: *still singing* I got a daaaaaaate! Woo! So haaaaaaappy!! *sprays self with cologne* Maybe Chuui is really the girl for meeeee! *glances over at cigerettes* Not tonight Havoc!
Armstrong: WHERE HAS EDWARD ELRIC GONE?! HMM?! AHA! THERE YOU ARE EDWARD ELRIC! *randomly grabs* COME! WE MUST FIND YOUR BROTHER AND LEAVE THE FUHRER AND LIEUTENANT HAWKEYE IN PEACE!! *shirt tears off and sparklies appear randomly*
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Post by JinglesTheAlchemyBum on Mar 11, 2007 19:56:46 GMT -5
Just then, the door burst open, flying off it's hindges as a woman in a white jacket marched into the room, looking around and spotting Armstrong with her eagle-eyes. She stomped over there and yanked his small swirly hair town to her face level.
"I heard you say Edward Elric! Now where the HELL is he?!"
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Post by Twitching Havoc on Mar 11, 2007 20:00:03 GMT -5
Armstrong: He's right here ma'am! Now I'd be rather happy if you'd let go of the beautiful locks of hair that have been passed down the Armstrong line for generations! *poses with sparklies and hands Ed over*
Twitchy: Hey...Jingles, who's that lady? And what on earth is she doing here?! Excuse me ma'am! What do you think you're doing in Central HQ?!?
Havoc: *puts cigarettes in trash* FINALLY! You've won Havoc!!
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Post by JinglesTheAlchemyBum on Mar 11, 2007 20:06:11 GMT -5
Jingles: *fantically talks back and forth* Havoc! Don't put the cigarettes in the trash! Armstrong! If you ever want to see that boy alive don't do it! Twitchy... ah screw it.
The woman looked down at FullMetal, eyes like slits with a fire burning behind her as she cracked her knuckles.
"Are you ready, Edward?"
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Post by Twitching Havoc on Mar 11, 2007 20:12:43 GMT -5
Havoc: I have to! Chuui said she'd go on a date with me if I wasn't smoking! *goes all ga-ga*
Twitchy: Hey lady! *grabs shoulder* What do you think you're doing here?!
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Post by JinglesTheAlchemyBum on Mar 11, 2007 20:18:25 GMT -5
Jingles: I'll go plan his funeral.
The woman grabbed Twitchy's arm in a flash, turning around and throwing him against the wall, a fresh outline of his body imprinted deeply. She slowly turned around to the cowering Ed and growled, "You're in trouble again, Edward."
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Post by Twitching Havoc on Mar 11, 2007 20:22:09 GMT -5
Twitchy: AGH! *SMASH!* *slowly slides down wall* HEY! What was that f- *cowers* I'M SORRY MA'AM! *runs behind desk* DON'T KILL ME DEMON LAAAADY! *hides*
Armstrong: Brigadier General Jingles! WELCOME! *grabs and hugs* IT IS AN HONOR TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!
Havoc: Grr...I wish they'd get together so Chuui and I could go on our daaaaaate...
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Post by JinglesTheAlchemyBum on Mar 11, 2007 20:27:39 GMT -5
Jingles: I wish we could save Ed. But there's no way. Let's leave Louis! *climbs onto shoulders and squeezes sides like horse* Yeee Haw!
The woman grasped Ed's ear and dragged his flailing body through the door she had broken, leaving Twitchy and Havoc behind while there were screams of pain echoing from the hallway.
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Post by Twitching Havoc on Mar 11, 2007 20:30:49 GMT -5
Twitchy: *glup* I hope he's ok...that lady has a mean throwing arm...dang...*rubs own shoulders* That hurt...
Havoc: Where's my sweet Chuui?! It's almost time for our daaaaaate!
Armstrong: COME BRIGADIER GENERAL JINGLES! WE MUST GO PLAN OUR BELOVED FUHRER'S BIG WEDDING DAY!!
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Post by JinglesTheAlchemyBum on Mar 11, 2007 20:36:00 GMT -5
(Okay, I'm riding Armstrong like a horse. Get it?)
Jingles: Fuhrer? What Fuhrer? *rides to Dairy Queen drive-thru*
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Post by Twitching Havoc on Mar 11, 2007 20:45:04 GMT -5
Armstrong: Fuhrer Mustang! We are working to have him marry Lieutenant Hawkeye!!...By the way...GET ME A BLIZZARD! EXPERT ICE CREAM MAKING HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!
Twitchy: Wow it sure is quiet...well except for Ed's wails of pain but...*walks around HQ*
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Post by JinglesTheAlchemyBum on Mar 11, 2007 20:51:39 GMT -5
Jingles: Fine. One of what he said and a Chocolate chip cookie dough for me! Extra dough!!
Ross: *walks up to Twitchy* Sir! *salutes* I heard a lot of commotion today. Any idea what's going on?
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Post by Twitching Havoc on Mar 11, 2007 20:56:43 GMT -5
Twitchy: Ow...Hello...Ross, ow...sorry I'm a bit roughed up...Some lady came in and threw me against the wall...But besides that we're trying to get Fuhrer Mustang to get together with Lieutenant Hawkeye...they're locked in that room there *points*
Armstrong: YES! THAT IS AN EXCELLENT BLIZZARD!! *breaks sthingy and poses* I SHALL PAY BRIGADIER GENERAL! *pays*
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