Post by Twitching Havoc on Jan 6, 2008 16:44:52 GMT -5
Well as I was talking to Ocie today...a thought suddenly struck me...what if the Elric's weren't looking for a way to bring back their mother...well...just read this and keep in mind that alchemy DID start in the kitchen...
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Ed: *takes out book and begins to read*
1 cup packed brown sugar, 1/3 cup shortening, 1 1/2 cups dark molasses, 2/3 cup water, 7 cups all-purpose flour, 2 teasp00n, baking soda, 2 teasp00n ground ginger, 1 teasp00n ground allspice, 1 teasp00n ground cinnamon, 1 teasp00n ground cloves, 1/2 teasp00n salt....
Rose: What's that...?
Ed: It's all the ingredients of the average adult gingerbread man, right down to the last specks of protein in his buttons. *puts his book away* And even though science has given us the entire physical breakdown, there's never been a successful attempt at baking a gingerbread man. There's still something missing. Something bakers haven't been able to find in centuries of research...
*Ready Steady Go starts playing as Fullmetal Baker appears on screen*
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Well that's all I wrote really...I may actually chose to write more of this IF I get bored...just thought I'd post this for a good laugh though XD ...This is also how I found out the word sp00n is censored on the MSA...wtf is up with that? XD
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Ed: *takes out book and begins to read*
1 cup packed brown sugar, 1/3 cup shortening, 1 1/2 cups dark molasses, 2/3 cup water, 7 cups all-purpose flour, 2 teasp00n, baking soda, 2 teasp00n ground ginger, 1 teasp00n ground allspice, 1 teasp00n ground cinnamon, 1 teasp00n ground cloves, 1/2 teasp00n salt....
Rose: What's that...?
Ed: It's all the ingredients of the average adult gingerbread man, right down to the last specks of protein in his buttons. *puts his book away* And even though science has given us the entire physical breakdown, there's never been a successful attempt at baking a gingerbread man. There's still something missing. Something bakers haven't been able to find in centuries of research...
*Ready Steady Go starts playing as Fullmetal Baker appears on screen*
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Well that's all I wrote really...I may actually chose to write more of this IF I get bored...just thought I'd post this for a good laugh though XD ...This is also how I found out the word sp00n is censored on the MSA...wtf is up with that? XD
