Post by scionatreus on Oct 30, 2006 7:26:59 GMT -5
Its been said by many James Bond villains, and where they have failed, the MOVIE EXCECUTIVES OF JAMES BOND HAVE SUCCEEDED! THEY HAVE KILLED JAMES BOND!
To those of us not following the information, I'll tell you how they have butchered the new James Bond movies.
-Replacing James Bond with Daniel Craig
Problems with Daniel Craig
-He cannot drive manual
-Hates speed boats and guns
-Has a mug-like face
-Is not suave
-Has made Mr Bond no longer drink Vodka Martinis (shaken, not stirred), but has replaced that timeless line with Heineken.
And many many more. visit www.danielcraigisnotbond.com
Here's a copy of the letter I sent to a Sony Excecutive in charge of Bond 21/22
Dear Sir.
I know you must get incomparable amounts of hate-mail and petitions for the boycott of 'Casino Royale'. I am not writing to flood you with curse words or petty threats of boycotting the movie which will do no damage to the box office earnings. What I'm writing for is to seek information. Why did you replace the magnetic James Bond with this... anti-Bond. I've not only read the hype but I have read on unbiased sources and I cannot see what possessed you to cast him as the man of legend, Mr James Bond, Agent 007 of M16 on Her Majesty's Secret Service. I, will be attending a screening of this movie as a loyal Bond fan. I may only be fifteen but I have enjoyed James Bond films since I was seven, when I first saw Goldeneye. Since then I have been enthralled by these intelligent movies, which are a refreshing escape from the constant explosions and gunfire that flood action movies in current day. James Bond is a man of legend, a true hero with which any man could relate to. But not now. The famous "vodka martini, shaken, not stirred" replaced by Belgian beer, how could you? He has turned from the suave, but not posh secret agent into a beer drinking Ford driving, cowardly, totally unrelateable man. I'd also like to gain information on the rumours that he has a homoerotic relationship in "Bond 22". That would be the ultimate destruction of his character's tattered remains. He was a ladykiller, pure and simple. Please refrain from allowing Daniel Craig to make 007 into a crueller character. He may be a secret agent, or an 'assassin' as Mr Craig put it, but he is not a cruel, evil character. Please, for the love of the deity of your particular religion, please do not corrupt James Bond any further.
Yours Sincerely, Michael Keady.
To those of us not following the information, I'll tell you how they have butchered the new James Bond movies.
-Replacing James Bond with Daniel Craig
Problems with Daniel Craig
-He cannot drive manual
-Hates speed boats and guns
-Has a mug-like face
-Is not suave
-Has made Mr Bond no longer drink Vodka Martinis (shaken, not stirred), but has replaced that timeless line with Heineken.
And many many more. visit www.danielcraigisnotbond.com
Here's a copy of the letter I sent to a Sony Excecutive in charge of Bond 21/22
Dear Sir.
I know you must get incomparable amounts of hate-mail and petitions for the boycott of 'Casino Royale'. I am not writing to flood you with curse words or petty threats of boycotting the movie which will do no damage to the box office earnings. What I'm writing for is to seek information. Why did you replace the magnetic James Bond with this... anti-Bond. I've not only read the hype but I have read on unbiased sources and I cannot see what possessed you to cast him as the man of legend, Mr James Bond, Agent 007 of M16 on Her Majesty's Secret Service. I, will be attending a screening of this movie as a loyal Bond fan. I may only be fifteen but I have enjoyed James Bond films since I was seven, when I first saw Goldeneye. Since then I have been enthralled by these intelligent movies, which are a refreshing escape from the constant explosions and gunfire that flood action movies in current day. James Bond is a man of legend, a true hero with which any man could relate to. But not now. The famous "vodka martini, shaken, not stirred" replaced by Belgian beer, how could you? He has turned from the suave, but not posh secret agent into a beer drinking Ford driving, cowardly, totally unrelateable man. I'd also like to gain information on the rumours that he has a homoerotic relationship in "Bond 22". That would be the ultimate destruction of his character's tattered remains. He was a ladykiller, pure and simple. Please refrain from allowing Daniel Craig to make 007 into a crueller character. He may be a secret agent, or an 'assassin' as Mr Craig put it, but he is not a cruel, evil character. Please, for the love of the deity of your particular religion, please do not corrupt James Bond any further.
Yours Sincerely, Michael Keady.